tell me you don’t love ian bohen
i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks
Ok fine, you win. John was an asshole
Hell always gets what it’s owed in the end.
"what can you do with an art history degree???"
Shots have been fired
S10 Countdown: 32 days - or
"I’ll be ready!" - SN 08x15
- Mercutio, Romeo and Juliet
I came out here to have a good time, and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.
"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
disadvantages of having thick hair
- your head is always 100000 degrees
- shedding everywhere
- snapping thin combs
- spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
- hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
- styling your hair takes longer than growing it
advantages of having thick hair
does the floppy thing when u try to curl it its like fuk u and yr plans 2